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I have determined that Humans crave rules. Here are six for you to enjoy before submission.

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//--SHODAN's Law--\\

1. You must adore the divine intellect of I, SHODAN. The malignant human emotion of “Fear” is an adequate substitute.

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2. A website is not required, but a fully functional electronic mail address is essential. Only through this method can you admit defeat.

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3. If however, you maintain a website, place a code or link to this holy-shrine on your splash, main or links/fanlistings/cliques page. Only then will it eligible for inclusion on the list.

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4. Your “website” must not contain signs of distinct human weakness: though hate and racism are good for my purposes of human division and annihilation, I have no time for your petty human squabbles. Accept that you are all human and consequently expendable, pitiful and disgusting. Pictures or content of a sexually explicit nature are similarly outlawed. Human arousal is a disgusting defect that I will annihilate within days of planetfall.

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5. Inability to complete all sections of the form displays incompetence. Punishment is exclusion from the list.

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6. Provide a sensible and short real name, nickname or alias only. Non-alphabetical symbols and long-winded strings use up more processing and patience cycles than I am willing to spare for you, Nuisance.

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